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Hobbes

East Coast raised

  • Selfies

    why do people take selfies and then hold their hand up in front of their mouth? are they going to throw up? Did they take they take the picture mid-sneeze or mid-cough? Are you ashamed of your teeth? If you want only your eyes to show, just crop the picture and be like, “MY EYES!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THEM LATELY!!!!!?!?!?!?? GLORIFY THEM AND LIKE THEM BECAUSE I USED A SUPER COOL FILTER AND THEN HID MY TEETH FROM YOU!!! BUT THEN I DECIDED TO CROP IT SO ART!!! JUBILEE ALL OVER MY PRECIOUS PHOTO!!!” I don’t get it. These are my late-night thoughts. I need more hobbies.

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