Lemony Snicket
Lemony Snicket goes up to the counter and orders a caffé Americano. It is bitter. The barista is armed. The man in the corner has poisoned someone’s drink. The espresso machine is on fire. Lemony Snicket begins to run down the street as the Starbucks explodes. He is being chased. He spills his coffee.
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He was filled with a kind of aesthetic numbness at such eyesores and at the renowned establishments that had made the fields of wheat and corn, the groves of pine and juniper trees, a distant memory. He recalled a famous local song that spoke of how the country girls walked around carrying water…
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